by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 403rdLargest Retail Industry: 442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 996th
The Republic of
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population3.439 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.439 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 776 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 225,766 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 666,342 per year while the poor average 60,154, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and in a baffling press conference Big Cheese proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 23,078th in the world and 594th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 77.44 on the Rand Index.

Rudest Citizens: 403rdLargest Retail Industry: 442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 996thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,386thMost Inclusive: 1,735thMost Influential: 1,773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,999thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,104thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,233rdNicest Citizens: 2,498thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,762ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,968thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,105thMost Cultured: 4,245thSmartest Citizens: 4,270thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,317thHighest Average Incomes: 4,516thMost Efficient Economies: 6,315thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,189thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,880thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,712thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,190thMost Politically Free: 11,599thLargest Governments: 13,997thMost Pacifist: 14,168thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,466thMost Extreme: 17,508thHighest Drug Use: 18,558thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,202ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,045th
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 64th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 321st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 333rd in the regionLargest Governments: 349th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 374th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 376th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 462nd in the regionMost Stationary: 506th in the regionMost Pacifist: 536th in the regionMost Armed: 546th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 594th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 601st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 674th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 689th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 695th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 784th in the regionLargest Populations: 811th in the region

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