The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.614 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 248,558 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 1,336^th in the world and 43^rd in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 352.62 Bank.