The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.439 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 776 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 225,766 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 666,342 per year while the poor average 60,154, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and in a baffling press conference Big Cheese proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 23,078^th in the world and 594^th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 77.44 on the Rand Index.