The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.75 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,425 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,492 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The only women behind bars are barmaids, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 186,031^st in the world and 3,087^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.23 kickbacks per hour.