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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,944th Rudest Citizens: 3,075th Most Influential: 4,548th
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CheeseBurrito

Population971 million

CapitalCheesetopia
LeaderBig Cheese

Currencydollar
Animalswan

The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 971 million CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 139 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,809 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 7,131st in the world and 165th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,944thRudest Citizens: 3,075thMost Influential: 4,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,131stNicest Citizens: 7,252ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,626thMost Inclusive: 8,009thLargest Retail Industry: 8,499thTop
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Nudest: 8,674thMost Politically Free: 9,777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,253rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,380thHighest Drug Use: 11,411thMost Developed: 12,183rdSmartest Citizens: 12,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,709thMost Pacifist: 12,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,824thHighest Average Incomes: 14,221stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,224thMost Cultured: 15,843rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,852nd
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Rudest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Politically Free: 164th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 172nd in the regionNudest: 179th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 185th in the regionNicest Citizens: 201st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 217th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 224th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 227th in the regionMost Inclusive: 236th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 248th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 286th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 290th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 291st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 297th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 336th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 338th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 349th in the regionMost Cultured: 384th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 398th in the regionMost Pacifist: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 418th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 445th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 487th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 532nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 532nd in the regionLargest Governments: 553rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 561st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 565th in the regionSafest: 569th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 594th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 601st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 613th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, corruption is a game of two halves.
  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, CheeseBurrito is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.

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