The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.073 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 254,108 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, CheeseBurrito recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 238,461^st in the world and 7,787^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.69 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.