by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 245thLargest Retail Industry: 293rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 582nd
The Republic of
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.614 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.614 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 248,558 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 1,336th in the world and 43rd in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 352.62 Bank.

Rudest Citizens: 245thLargest Retail Industry: 293rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 582ndFattest Citizens: 1,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,183rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,279thMost Inclusive: 1,287thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,336thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,519thHighest Drug Use: 1,588thNicest Citizens: 1,786thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,050thTop
Most Influential: 2,423rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,446thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,557thMost Cultured: 2,655thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,762ndSmartest Citizens: 2,767thMost Efficient Economies: 3,299thHighest Average Incomes: 3,496thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,784thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,993rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,741stLargest Governments: 7,990thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,933rdMost Pacifist: 8,940thNudest: 9,982ndLargest Gambling Industry: 11,367thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,998thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,305thMost Armed: 14,092ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,256thHighest Economic Output: 15,431stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,137thMost Politically Free: 16,746thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,773rdHighest Crime Rates: 22,514thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,558thMost Stationary: 23,042nd
Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 51st in the regionNicest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 106th in the regionMost Politically Free: 119th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 215th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 235th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 240th in the regionNudest: 279th in the regionMost Pacifist: 312th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 351st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 356th in the regionMost Armed: 391st in the regionMost Stationary: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 427th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 446th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 489th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 494th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 592nd in the regionMost Extreme: 681st in the regionLargest Populations: 705th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 722nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 855th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : CheeseBurrito endorsed The Fiefdom of Insi Karai.
  • : CheeseBurrito was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Insi Karai.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 173 » Staynes, Pakitsk, Brotherland, Greater New Cassandra, Marrabuk, Asendavia, Todd McCloud, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, Evrigenis, H-Zhena, A mean old man, Dragons Blood, Libertanny, BuciLand, Zukchiva, Merlovich, Horn of Havenkaap, Tretrid, New Leganes, Ephem, Layngderfleethe, Distro-Spartica, Eagas, Rainbow Vests, Quebec-and-Maritimes, Oofery, Lingu, New Bobby, Tawuse, Sunsistan, Gunov, Coruh, Markhor, Kamasital, Modra, FreedomIand, Acronis, Lanwa, Wallenburg, Anarchica landia, The Three States of Fortuna, Debluu, EHTYCSCYTHE, Nevertopia, Tassirion, Sundowning, Dannemarie, Claniangdow, Axdel, and 123 others.ArenaC, Wiranath, Danelaw Scandinavia, Stellar Colonies, Zeiberland, The armed savages, Crucifer, Ankras, A Slanted Black Stripe, Freedom Fascists, Serkin, Wakeopolis, Firenation91, La xinga, The Solar Ottomans, Euricanis, Kilkire, Plazland, Rabarbarys, Grossvietnam, Roliganistan, Elejamie, Santa Dystopia, Azureano, Forro Islands, Kublam, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Impia Aghte, Servants of Gizmo, Ridann, Ripsylvania, Bullpups, Riveraland, Survivoristan, United China Nation, Unger under over, BearStackof2015, Dark Edgyness, 3 14159265358979323846264, ReeK, Enlil, CopyCato, Pantheropolis, Hexyia, Talitoa, Headpat Central, Adioration, The Empire of Rijelv, Concentus, Harro Waarudho, Federated States of Zootron, Socialist Holy American Empire, Cacnesia, Order of the saint Dumas, Pizza devil cat, Luisagna, Wizardonia, Holy Alasia Orozen, Imperial Akatsuki, New Amerindia, Lanagon, Mastariere, Propwash, CANZUK 1, The Death Syndicate, North Insomnia, Aeljae, ReReReRepublic, Rokaku, Khadah, Chols Worithopia, Le Paradoxe, Cymru Broadcasters, Jamitri, Hitaria, Raneve Brusertheatel, Davinhia, Albrook, Adavan, Samaltak True, Kaigi, Lyontisia, Freedomindia, Dragonia, United States of Masbate, Packilvania, Kalaratri, Airrajul, The Militarius Imperium, Goodnamesarerare, Biingus, Wane, Interdimensional Waifus, Slys Paws, Developing World, Clarence-Voslage, Beausylvana, Monezambique, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Rhealaliit, Bytes, Sansangra, Biggstonia, Vogar, Joundia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Roissyland, Aeoliah, BTProductions, Narinoland, Arunika, Esoteric Ferrets, Kyrtizhan, Tshana, Liberstankonia, Fellon, Cameronia Excellentia, Sen Jast, Trimmania, Kriov, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, and Insi Karai.

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