The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 971 million CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 139 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,809 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 7,131^st in the world and 165^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.