by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 226thLargest Retail Industry: 249thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 549th
The Republic of
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.073 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.073 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 254,108 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, CheeseBurrito recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 238,461st in the world and 7,787th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.69 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Rudest Citizens: 226thLargest Retail Industry: 249thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 549thMost Rebellious Youth: 945thFattest Citizens: 1,004thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,113thMost Inclusive: 1,179thHighest Drug Use: 1,406thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,480thMost Influential: 1,583rdNicest Citizens: 1,838thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,887thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,895thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,057thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,215thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,471stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,502ndSmartest Citizens: 2,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,578thMost Cultured: 2,741stMost Efficient Economies: 3,024thHighest Average Incomes: 3,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,062ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,307thHighest Crime Rates: 6,767thLargest Governments: 7,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,640thMost Pacifist: 8,821stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,003rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,121stTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,367thMost Armed: 13,871stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,968thHighest Economic Output: 14,013thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,734thMost Politically Free: 18,208thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,335thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,353rdMost Stationary: 22,100thMost Extreme: 22,761st
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Cultured: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Politically Free: 89th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 192nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 225th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 230th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Pacifist: 298th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 340th in the regionMost Armed: 342nd in the regionNudest: 350th in the regionMost Stationary: 368th in the regionMost Extreme: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 389th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 398th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 456th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 489th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 526th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 580th in the regionLargest Populations: 662nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 741st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 785th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, CheeseBurrito recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : CheeseBurrito endorsed The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
  • : CheeseBurrito was endorsed by The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 187 » Staynes, Pakitsk, Brotherland, Greater New Cassandra, Marrabuk, Asendavia, Todd McCloud, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, Evrigenis, H-Zhena, A mean old man, Dragons Blood, BuciLand, Zukchiva, Merlovich, Tretrid, New Leganes, Layngderfleethe, Distro-Spartica, Rainbow Vests, Oofery, Lingu, New Bobby, Tawuse, Sunsistan, Gunov, Coruh, Modra, FreedomIand, Acronis, Lanwa, Wallenburg, Anarchica landia, The Three States of Fortuna, Debluu, Nevertopia, Tassirion, Dannemarie, Axdel, ArenaC, Wiranath, Danelaw Scandinavia, Stellar Colonies, Zeiberland, The Armed Savages, Crucifer, A Slanted Black Stripe, Freedom Fascists, Serkin, and 137 others.Wakeopolis, Firenation91, La xinga, The solar ottomans, Euricanis, Kilkire, Plazland, Rabarbarys, Grossvietnam, Roliganistan, Elejamie, Santa Dystopia, Azureano, Kublam, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Impia Aghte, Servants of Gizmo, Ridann, Ripsylvania, Bullpups, Riveraland, Survivoristan, United China Nation, Unger under over, BearStackof2015, 3 14159265358979323846264, ReeK, Enlil, CopyCato, Hexyia, Talitoa, Headpat Central, Adioration, The Empire of Rijelv, Concentus, Harro Waarudho, Federated States of Zootron, Socialist Holy American Empire, Cacnesia, Order of the saint Dumas, Pizza devil cat, Wizardonia, Holy Alasia Orozen, Imperial Akatsuki, New Amerindia, Lanagon, Mastariere, Propwash, CANZUK 1, The Death Syndicate, North Insomnia, Aeljae, ReReReRepublic, Rokaku, Khadah, Chols Worithopia, Cymru Broadcasters, Jamitri, Hitaria, Raneve Brusertheatel, Davinhia, Albrook, Adavan, Samaltak True, Kaigi, Lyontisia, Freedomindia, Dragonia, United States of Masbate, Packilvania, Kalaratri, Airrajul, The Militarius Imperium, Goodnamesarerare, Biingus, Wane, Interdimensional Waifus, Slys Paws, Developing World, Clarence-Voslage, Beausylvana, Monezambique, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Rhealaliit, Bytes, Sansangra, Biggstonia, Vogar, Joundia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Roissyland, Narinoland, Arunika, Kyrtizhan, Tshana, Fellon, Cameronia Excellentia, Sen Jast, Trimmania, Kriov, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Lorrana, Kelsyth, United Socialist States of Amerika, North Bernia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Bradion, Blobbo, Vaskeden, The Bedford Initiative, Brova, Eastern Alksearia, Johor DT, Great Algerstonia, Jove Mahmo, Espeon LD, Fuflix workers union, Dravida India, Cellar Doors, Zwen, Blobon, West Nagato, Nevretha, Kagorg Bra Corna, Heatherspike, Kucia, The Kulaata Islands, Devlon, Lueva, Republoslavia, Technocratic Tagalog, Pirnovo, Spiruvania, BowPen, Liberal European Republic, and Eagle Crest.

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