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Rudest Citizens: 279thLargest Retail Industry: 463rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 786th
The Republic of
Anarchy
Do penguins wish they could fly?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
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Political Freedom
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CheeseBurrito

Population11.507 billion

CapitalCheesetopia
LeaderBig Cheese

Currencydollar
Animalswan

The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.507 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,331 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 289,506 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', surveillance cameras are banned, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 2,582nd in the world and 51st in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 233 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 279thLargest Retail Industry: 463rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 786thMost Rebellious Youth: 850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 873rdMost Inclusive: 1,147thNicest Citizens: 1,171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,239thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,361stFattest Citizens: 1,512thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,516thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,567thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,646thMost Influential: 1,889thSmartest Citizens: 2,054thHighest Food Quality: 2,158thMost Cultured: 2,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,598thMost Pacifist: 2,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,050thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,213thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,495thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,542ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,955thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,298thLargest Governments: 4,500thHighest Economic Output: 6,217thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,073rdMost Developed: 8,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,859thMost Stationary: 12,995thTop
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Nudest: 15,418thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,968thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,505thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,157thMost Politically Free: 26,790thSafest: 27,698thHighest Drug Use: 29,243rd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 82nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 84th in the regionMost Politically Free: 86th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 166th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 187th in the regionMost Stationary: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionMost Developed: 237th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 243rd in the regionNudest: 244th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 346th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 399th in the regionLargest Populations: 447th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 510th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 565th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 579th in the region

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