The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.439 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.
The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 776 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 225,766 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 666,342 per year while the poor average 60,154, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.
Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and in a baffling press conference Big Cheese proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, in a baffling press conference Big Cheese proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : CheeseBurrito endorsed The Commonwealth of Chriona.
- : CheeseBurrito was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Chriona.
- : CheeseBurrito endorsed The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
- : CheeseBurrito was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
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