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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,567thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,849thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,343rd
The Democratic Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Equality through Freedom
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tajijstan

Population4.872 billion

CapitalKranoyrsk
LeaderDaniel Mikhalsen

CurrencyKristen
AnimalMarten

The Democratic Federal Republic of Tajijstan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daniel Mikhalsen with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.872 billion Tajijstanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranoyrsk. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tajijstani economy, worth 588 trillion Kristens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,835 Kristens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown. Tajijstan's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tajijstan is ranked 4,338th in the world and 61st in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,924.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,567thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,849thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,359thNicest Citizens: 2,529thMost Pacifist: 2,549thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,709thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,769thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,084thBest Weather: 4,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,338thHealthiest Citizens: 4,682ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,744thHighest Food Quality: 5,096thMost Influential: 5,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,846thMost Developed: 5,896thSafest: 6,298thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,655thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,225thSmartest Citizens: 8,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,533rdLargest Governments: 9,807thMost Cultured: 12,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,717thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,467thMost Secular: 18,368thMost Income Equality: 18,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,852ndHighest Drug Use: 28,619th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 46th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 49th in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Pacifist: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 101st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 108th in the regionSafest: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 120th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionMost Extreme: 145th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tajijstan, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Tajijstan, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Tajijstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Most Influential, and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Tajijstan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
  • : Tajijstan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
  • : Following new legislation in Tajijstan, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Tajijstan, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Tajijstan, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Tajijstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tajijstan, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.

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