The Republic of The Unidet Of Life is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Valdener II with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 13.772 billion unidets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esttow. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming unidet economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Kingmons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,145 Kingmons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the TUOLBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and nothing gets the party jumping like Valdener II specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unidet Of Life's national animal is the Red bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Flanism.

The Unidet Of Life is ranked 254,683^rd in the world and 235^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 7.25 Obesity Rate.