The Republic of United Weale Eartios is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 973 million Eartiosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehakilu. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eartiosian economy, worth 82.7 trillion Ekalis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,012 Ekalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and Leader has just been declared ruler of United Weale Eartios in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Weale Eartios's national animal is the Kala Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Weale Eartios is ranked 65,375^th in the world and 1,412^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.91 law-abiding acts per hour.