The United Protectorate of Tepertopia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gerhard von Selingen with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.772 billion Tepertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Administration and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happelstein. The average income tax rate is 3.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tepertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,657 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,605 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tepertopia's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cake Supremacy.

Tepertopia is ranked 9,045^th in the world and 257^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.46 percentage of bribes refused.