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Governor: The District of RHW Guayas

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The District of RHW Guayas

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World Factbook Entry

Guayas

a coastal province in Ecuador
Capital: Guyaquil
Established: 1820
Area: 15,430 sq km (5,957 sq mi)
Population: 3,645,483 (2010 c)

REGION
Founded: 2019 Jul 28
Featured: 2021 Apr 22; 2025 Aug 08

Embassy Offers Welcome

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Tags: Featured and Minuscule.

Guayas is home to a single nation.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Guayas

The following governments spend the greatest amounts on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment.

As a region, Guayas is ranked 29,317th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The District of RHW GuayasCapitalist Paradise“Our Community”

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Guayas Regional Message Board

Wandering alta-saxony

Congratulations, Guayas, on getting featured!

Meh: Inactive region. And i'm also not really bothered today because this featured region hopper thing got me telegrammed by Mak due to me saying "Ew" to one featured region being a Mak puppet region. And not on my FRE account, on my main account. Note for self: don't add little jokes to your messages next time.

On Behalf of Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!

As Biscuit famous greg heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for Guayas, He Adds a Ranking For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.

The Ranking Is: Uncommon (Ancient Lands Associated Region)

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

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Bite My Biscuits!

thanks for dropping by

Not sure why that guy does that. Does he really want one of them living next door to him?

Does he even know what he is saying? River to the sea nonsense.

Menime

Congratulations on being featured—

“Accusing a random nation of being a terrorist? We’re leaving.” -Kimi
“But to where?” -Juniper
“Let’s go to the limbo.” -Piper
“Good idea.” -Menimeball

RHW Guayas wrote:Really was not expecting this

Featured Region of the Day

Welcome friends

Embassy offers are always welcome

Thanks for the warm welcome!

As a train pulls into the Guayas train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at Guayas station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region [region]Guayas/region]

Also while entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Guayas!"

The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.

The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to [Insert next Featured Region].

Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

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[Premium Coach Class] (Dead region/region with little to no activity, but embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, a resident of the region noticed the region is featured, this is the region's 2nd time being featured)

The featured region book

A Really Old Book™ falls from the sky. It lands open to a very specific page. Written in absurd, over-the-top calligraphy, the page reads:
Congrats on being featured! Within this book, your region is:

A small section

No rmb activity, but embassy active and someone noticed it was featured

Oh no not another featured region ranking nation :O
Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express. I don't know, it looks like fun.
Rankings are based on how much space in the book your region takes up. Work in progress! Suggestions would be awesome

Rank

Explanation

Be gone foul thing

This is reserved for EW GROSS BAD NASTY regions that are just awful. i.e. hateful messages, fascism, homophobia, and whatnot. Not even in the book.

Appendix

For regions that are more of an afterthought. I don't like it, or there hasn't been any activity for a long time. Sadly, this applies to most regions. Your name is in the appendix. (dead region)

Small Section

For regions that are okay. Nothing special going on here, but it has embassy activity, someone has posted within the last two months, or another redeeming feature. You get a few paragraphs in the book.

Small Chapter

Most common ranking for good regions. Some activity, pretty nice, and I like the theme. You get your own chapter in the Really Old Book™.

Full Chapter

Regions with their own chapter that's more than two pages long! I really like this one, it's got lots of activity, and overall is just a great place.

2+ Chapters

For regions that deserve more than just one chapter. This ranking can vary from 2 to 5 additional chapters, depending on how so very cool this region is.

+ A Small Picture

This rank is ADDED to whatever rank you already earned. We have elected to print a small image of your region in the notoriously image-free book. Awarded to regions that I have a personal bias towards or just really like. (One of my alts lives there, I love the theme, etc.)

+ A Full-Page Picture

Your region is so special, so rare, and so one-of-a-kind that we added a full page image of your region to the Really Old Book™, which is typically known for its lack of pictures. (This ranking is ADDED to another ranking and is recieved if your region is truly 🌟special🌟 even if it sucks in general. Rarest ranking.)

Rank boosting: If your region is featured on a particularly special day (Christmas, N-Day, etc.), your ranking is boosted by one. If, by some bizarre chance, you already have the best possible rank, you win at feature day. Congratulations.

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How nice!

So weird to see all this creative ideas for featured region ratings. I know this is a small region with just puppets, so I really don't expect a high rating from any of you guys. I have thick skin, so a bottom rated rank is always expected, but it is nice to see that some regions are worse. Cannot see that as likely, but then, I have seen many regions that are scary.

Shortly, it will be another region's turn. Safe journeys all of you to who ever is the next featured region.

RHW Guayas wrote:So weird to see all this creative ideas for featured region ratings. I know this is a small region with just puppets, so I really don't expect a high rating from any of you guys. I have thick skin, so a bottom rated rank is always expected, but it is nice to see that some regions are worse. Cannot see that as likely, but then, I have seen many regions that are scary.

Shortly, it will be another region's turn. Safe journeys all of you to who ever is the next featured region.

Until next time!

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