The Free Land of Aloztoc is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Emiliano Saavedra with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 896 million Aloztoqueños are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Aloztoc. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Aloztoqueño economy, worth 30.7 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,230 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourism is a euphemism for committing crime in international waters, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aloztoc's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Aloztoc is ranked 147,198^th in the world and 1,943^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,054.79 Standard Monetary Units.