The Democratic Republic of Ayaupia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by V Naaste - R Cortec - U Onosnel with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.616 billion Ayaupians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayoo. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ayaupian economy, worth 715 trillion Oliscicas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,802 Oliscicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the news is showing footage of V Naaste - R Cortec - U Onosnel bullying an old man to the point of tears, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayaupia's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ayaupia is ranked 225,248^th in the world and 3,228^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.54 Obesity Rate.