The Alpaca Vatoran Republic of Ayaupia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vr Naaste - Ra Cortec - Ul Onosnel with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.526 billion Ayaupians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayoo. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ayaupian economy, worth 158 trillion Oliscicas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,909 Oliscicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayaupia's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vatoral - Secularism.

Ayaupia is ranked 17,105^th in the world and 528^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,081.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.