The Colony of Big Fellas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GamerMan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.172 billion Big Fellas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamersburgh. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.

The powerhouse Big Fellas economy, worth 287 trillion fat stacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,450 fat stacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, new research always seems to support government initiatives, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Fellas's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Big Fellas is ranked 269,626^th in the world and 5,987^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.66 average smiles per day.