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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55thMost Influential: 175thMost Devout: 744th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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North Bratislava

Population7.685 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.685 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 192,096 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, chickens roam the streets freely, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 156,648th in the world and 7,175th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 22.78 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55thMost Influential: 175thMost Devout: 744thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,113thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,202ndMost Cultured: 1,258thBest Weather: 1,291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,346thMost Pacifist: 1,380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,515thSafest: 1,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,744thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,197thNicest Citizens: 2,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,244thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,339thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,385thMost Developed: 2,588thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,593rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,697thHealthiest Citizens: 2,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,042ndLargest Governments: 3,146thSmartest Citizens: 3,237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,262ndMost Inclusive: 4,351stLowest Crime Rates: 4,965thMost Efficient Economies: 5,709thHighest Average Incomes: 7,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,036thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,767thMost Stationary: 11,885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,768thMost Politically Free: 15,672ndMost Income Equality: 16,571stRudest Citizens: 20,278th
Most Devout: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 75th in the regionBest Weather: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 90th in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionNicest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 202nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 245th in the regionMost Stationary: 272nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 275th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 289th in the regionMost Politically Free: 311th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 339th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 342nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 553rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 570th in the regionLargest Populations: 654th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 781st in the regionMost Income Equality: 808th in the region

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