The Federal Republic of Marlducro is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kean Austin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.99 billion Marlducroans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Folsburgh. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Marlducroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,511 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,356 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Marlducro's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Marlducro is ranked 226,722^nd in the world and 1,642^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 305 billion Standard Monetary Units.