The Constitutional Kingdom of Xagill is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor James II with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.562 billion Xagillians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aslax. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Xagillian economy, worth a remarkable 5,907 trillion Klyglas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 273,977 Klyglas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, entomologists flock to Aslax for its remarkable gadfly population, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and nose plugs are the latest Xagillian fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xagill's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xagill is ranked 2,491^st in the world and 45^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,791.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.