The Candle in the WA office of Kainin is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rainin with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.844 billion Kaininians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Assembly Offices. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaininian economy, worth 511 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,795 Candle Waxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Rainin and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, the people's love for Rainin is little more than self-preservation, and only Rainin's friends count in the eyes of the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kainin is ranked 19,751^st in the world and 754^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90 law-abiding acts per hour.