General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 5.352 billion |
| Capital | Regalia |
| Leader | Rainin |
| Faith | Athyism |
| Currency | Candle Wax |
| Animal | Christmas Bat |
The Final Reprieve of Kainin is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Rainin with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.352 billion Paths hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regalia. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Paths economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,922 Candle Waxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, all the cool kids have tetanus, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Paths restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.
Kainin is ranked 101,374th in the world and 1,465th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,266.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 317 » 
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Ethnon, 
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Territorio di Nessuno, 
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Great Bights Mum, 
Name 0 WA Account, 
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Dreadton, 
All Creation, 
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Enimero, 
Kwaj, 
Esteneng, 
Plexaris, 
Tiodann, 
Eggplant Island, 
Kazanqa, 
Harjad, 
The Greater Spanish Empire, 
Dakota Territories, 
Loutsland, 
PlanetMercury, 
Frismana, 
The Uhhhh, 
Arucaria, 
Bagojo, 
Xagill, 
Stal Valley, 
Tragesch Firwat, 
Texaska, 
Dicko, 
Darths and Droids, 
Tallinia, and 267 others.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kainin was endorsed by 
The Federal Republic of La Baja California.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Paths restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, all the cool kids have tetanus.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Kainin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Kainin, foreign diplomats return home twice the men they once were.
