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New Lakemba

Population11.853 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab
AnimalAnimal Kingdom

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.853 billion New Lakembans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 3,248 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 274,050 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and the dartboard at the New Lakemban Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of The Committee's face. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 222,490th in the world and 10,040th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -20.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 126thMost Influential: 131stMost Inclusive: 152ndSafest: 260thMost Compassionate Citizens: 261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 316thMost Advanced Public Transport: 369thNicest Citizens: 384thMost Developed: 402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 416thSmartest Citizens: 429thMost Pacifist: 452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 457thHealthiest Citizens: 482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 484thMost Beautiful Environments: 484thHighest Average Tax Rates: 577thLargest Governments: 592ndLargest Welfare Programs: 623rdMost Secular: 682ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 717thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 731stMost Cultured: 740thBest Weather: 991stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,047thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,260thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,609thHighest Economic Output: 3,809thMost Efficient Economies: 4,095thMost Stationary: 6,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,059thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,262ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,093rdLargest Populations: 21,505th
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Stationary: 134th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 231st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 366th in the regionLargest Populations: 390th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 417th in the regionTop
Nudest: 595th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 595th in the regionMost Politically Free: 612th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,003rd in the region

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