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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30thMost Influential: 123rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 145th
The Commonwealth of
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New Lakemba

Population11.411 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab
AnimalAnimal Kingdom

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.411 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 3,050 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,313 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, nations that kill a New Lakemban can expect a strongly worded letter, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 152,960th in the world and 7,008th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 25.22 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30thMost Influential: 123rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 145thMost Inclusive: 177thSafest: 278thMost Compassionate Citizens: 290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 302ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 360thNicest Citizens: 433rdMost Developed: 435thSmartest Citizens: 462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 495thMost Pacifist: 497thLongest Average Lifespans: 500thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 520thMost Advanced Public Education: 531stHealthiest Citizens: 533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 627thLargest Governments: 659thLargest Welfare Programs: 686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 731stMost Cultured: 743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 798thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 840thMost Secular: 969thMost Valuable International Artwork: 977thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,138thBest Weather: 1,245thLowest Crime Rates: 1,270thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,789thHighest Economic Output: 4,022ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,212thMost Stationary: 6,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,864thTop
Most Politically Free: 17,386thMost Income Equality: 17,647th
Least Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Stationary: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 293rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 387th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 391st in the regionLargest Populations: 399th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 445th in the regionTop
Nudest: 581st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 839th in the regionMost Income Equality: 873rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 916th in the region

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