Population | 19.455 billion |
Capital | New Canberra |
Leader | The Committee |
Currency | New Lakembian Standard Kebab |
Animal | Animal Kingdom |
The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.455 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 6,675 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,130 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Builders across New Lakemba are blocked up with orders for new public loos, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Lakemba is ranked 497th in the world and 25th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 197.24 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : New Lakemba endorsed The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, builders across New Lakemba are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : New Lakemba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : New Lakemba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : New Lakemba endorsed The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 388 » Ethnon, Malta Comino Gozo, Kandorith, Dicko, The Zheng Dynasty, Dacian Freelands, Misdainana, The Jerichowan Country, Perikuresu, Darkanistan, Vexilia, Intion North, TamilPesum, Bagojo, Xagill, Chretien, Alsion, Eraver, Transitional Global Authority, Varisland, AGoodPlace, Eggplant Island, Filibustra, Azzarel, Crilland, Aurasreich, Walter Jackson, Wilkshire, Coutdown, The Redwood Isles, Laurendon, Lemonbiscuits, New Xyroxes, The Rhein States, Felpolandia, Singamadri, Pannonika, Andstions, Corfad, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Amdupe, Nationeer, Jokke, Randoes, Rainengrad, Freeedu, Kwaj, Radicaster, Pallaith, Greater Portugaliza, and 338 others.Karazan, Tenana, The Confederation of Earth, Neopie, Inspiratus, Technocratic-european Countries, Viceroy Vincent, Kitzgos, Regallio, Great Bights Mum, Arucaria, Old Emporia, Bankowiata, Oannia, Frokolia, Yukti, The Highland Union, Nevala, Pyos Ter, Wisconsota, Nouvel Empire, The Austro Germanic Union, Hai Han, Shibutani, Scres Gidgerland, Dreadton, Cartures, French Bananastan, Wolffoxia, U S Eh, North Jus Intius, Chukstik Illahi, Pazair, The Windmilluminati, Siwale, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Ellbonnia, Very Pog, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Koda-Land, Kamohoalii, Jinwoy, Argylia, Unsophisticate, Iamm, Necromonia, PlanetMercury, Confederacy of North America, Stud Hoy, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Viridiann, Hentaigraado, Andanavia, Oceania-America, Phoronu, Laxoimia, Frontia, Gendirt, Aeurithianar, Proserpino, Dem Republic of Romania, Khoik, Voipel, Tamarvand, The Union of Galaxies, Atrito, Rinadia, Vesuva, Salish-Cascadia, Soviet Terran, Pradovnia, AmManies, KAP03land, Elomania, Straknov, The Sinclarian Provinces, Etanur, Crystal Creation, Former English Colony, Radored Welandion, David Davidson, Liberum Hibernia, Esteneng, Kranostav, Sri Temasekia, Russila, Esperonia, The Unicrons, Aguaria Major, Cobolica, Segesta, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Fratanica, Eurochina, Wineclaw, Spartoi, 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Europe, Holy Marcus Empire, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Maott, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Brackerca, Love Shack, Photan, Adziolandia, Neo Cheese Empire, Snipland, The Teddy, New Renardia, Snowsland, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, East Wali, Idotistanistan, Furballland, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Advancia-Sizzletown, Tvers, Saugeen Shores, Catalis, Kazorton, Colombar, Troll Punishers, New Fredoenia, South Parter, Tsandonown, Jurador, Dagdria, Calabo, DarkMondoria, Deliber, Asfaristan, Opis, Rionion, Ayuzhhhhh, Azodia, Loptous, Unimaginable Doom, Shinenshima, Prismaria, Schultistein, Yokciq Empire, Northern-Kempia, Paracelia, United Coalition Alliance, Hindustan Sangh, Lezaseia, Thought Obliteration, Orjald, Compowomie, VarnamlN, Valondra, Geckos, Rex Republic, Velon, United Nations Goverment, Olier, Bjorkikistan, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Alire, Frieszia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, New-Ferytland, Marlducro, RavenSworn, Vilaforta, Chipoli, Tehmistan, Omnistria, Ishtimbine, Empy, Valentine Z, Kaschovia, Roman Empire August, Buluma, Dakota Territories, Kingdom of Time, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Petronellania, Coth Pladyia, Bedsonya, Mortionia, Florevana, Alogiada, Bodhisva, Coders, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Notyoutopia, Republiqueducroissant, Libaga, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, AJTON, Inclement Space, Qep, Tugupaw, Valiacorkit, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Yellops, Racoda, Grith Neria, Jenha, Izern, Lionsroar, The Police, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, Bardopia, Abskosmos, Selfgradatude, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, Zandos, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, New Bismuthium, Hyphen, Jasmine Dragon, Gojira, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, Zelenaya Dolina, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, RonkLand, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, United Orange Valley States, Norwegian FOREST cat, New Chiken, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, 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