The Republic of Dorles is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Adzejso Leperos with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.209 billion Dorlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mehowice. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dorlesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,014 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorles's national animal is the Blue Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is LECHICYZM.

Dorles is ranked 280,937^th in the world and 3,807^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.13 Obesity Rate.