The Zombie tsaria of Edgerladraysteanoust is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.643 billion Edgerladraysteanoustians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edgaer Ladr. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Edgerladraysteanoustian economy, worth 621 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,149 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Edgerladraysteanoustians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, minor code style errors dull the house edge, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown. Edgerladraysteanoust's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Securalism.

Edgerladraysteanoust is ranked 303,524^th in the world and 810^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 3.8 Obesity Rate.