The White Hat Hacker of Feria-Alkaline is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Felicia Light with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.043 billion Ferian-Alkalineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Transitor. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ferian-Alkalinean economy, worth a remarkable 4,948 trillion Ferian ribas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 246,905 Ferian ribas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, surveys show 100% of Ferian-Alkalineans are never, ever tired, domestic cruise ships fly the Ferian-Alkalinean flag out of fear of being blown up, and President Felicia Light's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feria-Alkaline's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universal Timeslots.

Feria-Alkaline is ranked 20,773^rd in the world and 334^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,272.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.