The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dromer with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.666 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,051 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, tourists visit Of the european socialist republics to mass-moon european politicians, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the european socialist republics's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toveranitisem.

Of the european socialist republics is ranked 1,566^th in the world and 44^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 306.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.