The Federation of Beblahbleblo is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.972 billion Beblahblebloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Beblahblebloan economy, worth 952 trillion Dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 79,562 Dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Beblahbleblo' is a smash hit, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beblahbleblo's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beblahbleblo is ranked 11,612^th in the world and 368^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 61.36 on the Kitten Softness Rating.