The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Princess Llewellyn with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.205 billion Queens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Queer economy, worth an astonishing 13,806 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 758,395 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and jollity-related fatalities are on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jehenna's national animal is the Winged Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Jehenna is ranked 301,081^st in the world and 4,029^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.38 Obesity Rate.