The Commonwealth of ACRONYMs is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 879 million ACRONYMsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The very strong ACRONYMsian economy, worth 48.7 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,436 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,238 per year while the poor average 13,169, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of ACRONYMs City, and fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. ACRONYMs's national animal is the Locker Gremlin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ACRONYMs is ranked 274,742^nd in the world and 3,704^th in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -10 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.