The Provincial Republic of Berijonwa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Barvaarg I with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.999 billion Berijonwans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurtonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The thriving Berijonwan economy, worth 344 trillion kayhs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,166 kayhs, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berijonwa's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Berijonwa is ranked 29,586^th in the world and 535^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,686.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.