The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by concrete slab with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.344 billion Durrnilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,662 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 349,436 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,012,537 per year while the poor average 6,722, a ratio of 448 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is slabism.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 172,740^th in the world and 2,191^st in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 964.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.