The Federal Republic of Geometrea is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 635 million Geometreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhea-Gaia District. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Geometrean economy, worth 53.1 trillion Ans a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 83,548 Ans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Geometrean prisons' least expensive furnishings, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geometrea's national animal is the Geometrean Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Geometrea is ranked 78,680^th in the world and 946^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,260.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.