The Free Land of Crazzy is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 960 million Crazies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of not that crazy. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth 122 trillion crazies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,139 crazies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazzy's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazzy is ranked 39,610^th in the world and 587^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 127,139.9 Standard Monetary Units.