The Fiefdom of Tukkar is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 498 million Tukkarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tukkarian economy, worth 60.9 trillion Hul™s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,267 Hul™s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tukkar's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tukkar is ranked 20,704^th in the world and 363^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,447.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.