The Matriarchy of Danily is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Dani with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.369 billion Danilyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danilyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Danimarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,862 Danimarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and Dani's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown. Danily's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danily is ranked 49,291^st in the world and 377^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 12.4 billion capita.