The Sublime State of Datalearner is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ali Reza with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.673 billion Datalearnerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataşehir. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datalearnerian economy, worth 272 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,092 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", artists are pillars of society, the dartboard at the Datalearnerian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Ali Reza's face, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datalearner's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datalearner is ranked 16,347^th in the world and 282^nd in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,846.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.