The Unitary State of Yuskovsk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aleksandr Vishnyakov with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.154 billion Yuskovskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murekia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuskovskian economy, worth 507 trillion Yuskovskian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,784 Yuskovskian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, songs of praise to Aleksandr Vishnyakov are filled with coded messages from the resistance, relations with Merovingia are as cold as Yuskovsk's high-security cell blocks, and the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuskovsk's national animal is the Red Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Yuskovsk is ranked 237,055^th in the world and 504^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.02 Obesity Rate.