The Kingdom of Faisol is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 3.214 billion Faisolians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Faisolian economy, worth 394 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,735 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, the new classical revitalization of Faisol City is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Faisol City's playgrounds, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faisol's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faisol is ranked 7,252^nd in the world and 184^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.88 law-abiding acts per hour.