The Federation of Hhava is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Big Boss with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.763 billion Hhavans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cahokia. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hhavan economy, worth 449 trillion GMPS a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,464 GMPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, most ambassadors from Hhava retire only a few years after being appointed, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and the new one GMP coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hhava's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hhava is ranked 302,131^st in the world and 713^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.