The Imperium of Husseberg is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Reinhold II with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.587 billion Hussans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blumenland. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hussebergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,883 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Husseberg" at foreigners, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Husseberg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Husseberg's national animal is the Ferrets, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Husseberg is ranked 223,508^th in the world and 2,876^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77.64 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.