The Koryo Kingdom of Hashidi is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by King Yi Eokgi with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.063 billion Hashidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seonil. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hashidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion Muns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,668 Muns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Slavers are real nutters, many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hashidi's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Hashidi is ranked 289,793^rd in the world and 3,886^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.63 Obesity Rate.