The Federal Republic of Lazalia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cassian Falcarin with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.974 billion Lazalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Falcaris. The average income tax rate is 28.6%.

The powerhouse Lazalian economy, worth 153 trillion Lazalian Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 77,946 Lazalian Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and almost all products in Lazalia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime is totally unknown. Lazalia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lazalia is ranked 55,098^th in the world and 679^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,816.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.