The Democratic Republic of Nova Moldavia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Dabija with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.676 billion Moldavians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iași. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moldavian economy, worth 351 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,261 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and there's more than one way to skin a diplomat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova Moldavia's national animal is the Aurochs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Nova Moldavia is ranked 51,612^th in the world and 233^rd in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 54,342.46 Standard Monetary Units.