The Republic of Innocentic is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kurz Sgitheanach with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.746 billion Innocents love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gundesaelf. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Innocent economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Panningas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 226,477 Panningas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, t-shirts displaying a photo of Kurz Sgitheanach performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Gundesaelf for fear of causing a fuss, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Innocentic's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Innocentic is ranked 126,929^th in the world and 421^st in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 128.24 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.