The Enlisted Nation-States of Baldorium is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sablabarra Anubis with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.851 billion Baldoriumions hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roninsburg. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baldoriumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,755 trillion ca$hcalhoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,240 ca$hcalhoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Dolphinsaurus', the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime is totally unknown. Baldorium's national animal is the dolphinsaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnos.

Baldorium is ranked 5,790^th in the world and 68^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 256,240.51 Standard Monetary Units.