The Allied States of Rejoltance is a huge, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 579 million Rejoltanceans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Rejoltancean economy, worth 19.7 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,008 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Rejoltance, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rejoltance's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rejoltance is ranked 204,451^st in the world and 2,905^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.24 Obesity Rate.