The United Biomes of Snrubton is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wolfman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.177 billion Snrubtonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lynx City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Snrubtonian economy, worth 571 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,019 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Wolfman have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, Wolfman reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, public caravans smell like litter boxes, and the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels. Crime is totally unknown. Snrubton's national animal is the lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Walrus Appreciation.

Snrubton is ranked 303,006^th in the world and 4,022^nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.89 Obesity Rate.