The Incorporated States of Exo-Proton Dynamics is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 203 million employees are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Corporate economy, worth 24.6 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,112 credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 985,697 per year while the poor average 3,253, a ratio of 302 to 1.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, euthanasia is legal, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of Exo-Proton Dynamics are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Exo-Proton Dynamics's national animal is the martian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Exo-Proton Dynamics is ranked 328,258^th in the world and 4,136^th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -13.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.