The Qhofri Hros of Bloohete is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Calyx Arachnipapoulous with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory vegetarianism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 956 million Blatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The all-consuming Blatian economy, worth 104 trillion Gransbies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,377 Gransbies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 699,556 per year while the poor average 7,001, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

The nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek", five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Gransbies each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloohete's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bloohete is ranked 39,445^th in the world and 492^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,158.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.