The Qhofri Hros of Bloohete is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Calyx Arachnipapoulous with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.104 billion Blatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Blatian economy, worth 125 trillion Gransbies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,522 Gransbies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 562,566 per year while the poor average 12,990, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, military pilots jettison listening devices as chaff to confuse enemy missiles, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloohete's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam and Christianity.

Bloohete is ranked 326,825^th in the world and 4,196^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.