The Republic of Frazzia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Larry with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.617 billion Frazzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxem. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frazzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion FDS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,667 FDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frazzia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Frazzia is ranked 6,354^th in the world and 163^rd in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,339.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.