The Conservative Republic of Colloppe is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Representative Ben Carpenter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.527 billion Colloppeons are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The all-consuming Colloppean economy, worth 335 trillion Copper cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,641 Copper cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colloppe's national animal is the Mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Colloppe is ranked 49,464^th in the world and 700^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 55,725.4 Standard Monetary Units.