The Empire of Holy Ayutthaya is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.061 billion Holy Ayutthayans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Ayutthayan economy, worth 122 trillion baths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,566 baths, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share elephant memes rather than government policy, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Ayutthaya's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Holy Ayutthaya is ranked 61,955^th in the world and 811^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 47,274.25 Standard Monetary Units.