by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,216thFattest Citizens: 7,936thMost Influential: 8,343rd
The Theocracy of
Corporate Bordello
Metal, Oil, Slavery
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Holy Nazareth

Population570 million

CapitalZehcester Magna urbs sancta et thronus

CurrencyMachines
AnimalWhite dove

The Theocracy of Holy Nazareth is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 570 million Holy Nazarethians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zehcester Magna urbs sancta et thronus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The all-consuming Holy Nazarethian economy, worth 46.8 trillion Machineses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,182 Machineses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,992 per year while the poor average 13,174, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Holy Nazareth has designated Zehcester Magna urbs sancta et thronus as its capital city, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Holy Nazareth's stability, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy Nazareth's national animal is the White dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Holy Nazareth is ranked 7,936th in the world and 161st in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 19.83 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,216thFattest Citizens: 7,936thMost Influential: 8,343rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,244thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 19,685thLargest Retail Industry: 20,119thMost Devout: 21,340thLargest Mining Sector: 25,509thNicest Citizens: 28,240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30,196th
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Most Devout: 139th in the regionFattest Citizens: 161st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 251st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 276th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 290th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 295th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 326th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 356th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 375th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Holy Nazareth lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Holy Nazareth altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Nazareth, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Nazareth, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Holy Nazareth's stability.
  • : Holy Nazareth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Holy Nazareth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
  • : Holy Nazareth withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
  • : Holy Nazareth voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
  • : Holy Nazareth lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Holy Nazareth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The New Meritocracy".

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