The Ignoring Telegrams Nation of Nova Prussia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karl Ranseier with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.907 billion Nova Prussians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlin. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Prussian economy, worth a remarkable 6,505 trillion Talers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,195 Talers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nova Prussia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spaghetti Monster.

Nova Prussia is ranked 5,079^th in the world and 132^nd in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 45.67 average smiles per day.