The Inescapable Singularity of Arlaon is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Arlaon the First And Only with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 976 million Servants of Arlaon have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unity Habitat. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arlaonian economy, worth 164 trillion watts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,694 watts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials who do an offal job get smoked, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime is totally unknown. Arlaon's national animal is the uneducated, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arlaon is ranked 161,086^th in the world and 1,336^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 764.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.