The Parliamentary Republic of Tithio is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Hrotsvtiha I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 6.017 billion Tithioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issphollos. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tithioan economy, worth 798 trillion Royallas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,754 Royallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New pests have been imported into Tithio, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tithio's national animal is the Great yellow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olobluthos.

Tithio is ranked 6,097^th in the world and 113^th in the West Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 193.65 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.