The Free Federation of Escapitania is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President-Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.005 billion Escapitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedomia Capital City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Escapitanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,229 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,904 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escapitania's national animal is the Bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Escapitania is ranked 1,493^rd in the world and 22^nd in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,751.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.