The Last Home of Truth and Peace of Bexsomb is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rolex Narayanan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.601 billion Bexi are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insurmountable. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bexian economy, worth 545 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,669 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, Rolex Narayanan's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bexsomb's national animal is the Rattleconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bexsomb is ranked 45,249^th in the world and 311^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,768.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.